EPAssnickity @HEMPnWISE it has come to our attention that the oils leaking from your roots are making their way into some of the soil we use to grow our crops. This is unacceptable and this message is to inform you we will be physically removing you from this location as it is cleansing the toxins we need in our food production to poison the population.
HEMPnWISE @ekpassnickity And this makes you angry?
EPAssnickity @HEMPnWISE Not angry. We just need to take control of the situation before it ruins our depopulation program.
HEMPnWISE @epassnickity So you’re saying you want me to grow somewhere else?
EPAssnickity @HEMPnWISE No, we need you to stop gr...
HEMPnWISE @epassnickity ….because I can grow anywhere… That’s why your mama planted me in her garden!
EPAssnickity @HEMPnWISE No, that’s not what I’m say…wait, WHAT?