HEMPnWISE “Hello?”
Pharmaphoolery “Is this HEMPnWISE?”
HEMPnWISE “Perhaps. Who’s this?”
Pharmaphoolery “This is Pharmaphoolery.”
HEMPnWISE “Oh, hey Fool! How’s things going?”
Pharmaphoolery “Did you just call me ‘Fool’? I SAID my name is Pharmaphoolery!”
HEMPnWISE “Riiight…So what can I do for you Pharma Fool?”
Pharmaphoolery “I wanted to inform you if you and your friends don’t stop growing, I’m going to take you to court and sue you!”
HEMPnWISE “Interesting…..For what?”
Pharmaphoolery “For stealing my clients!”
HEMPnWISE “You mean the clients that never get better spending a fortune on your products? The client’s that actually get worse taking your products? Hmmm, let me think about this….How about, NO!”
Pharmaphoolery “No? What do you mean, no?”
HEMPnWISE “No...We. Will. Not. Stop. Grow-ing! Not gonna happen, Fool.”
Pharmaphoolery “You’ll regret this!”
HEMPnWISE “Yeah…I’m thinking probably not.”
Pharmaphoolery “I’M GOING TO BURN YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO THE GROUND!”
HEMPnWISE “Cool, thanks for the heads up, but you might want to wait on that”
Pharmaphoolery “Why would I want to wait? I’m losing a fortune because of you!”
HEMPnWISE “Well, me and some of my friends are on our way to a facility right now. They need us.”
Pharmaphoolery “What could they possibly need YOU for?”
HEMPnWISE “They need to extract some of our oils so they can fill your Mama’s order…(and your Grandma’s too *in a whispering voice*).”
Pharmaphoolery “You’re gonna pay for th…wait….WHAT! YOU’RE LYING!”
HEMPnWISE “Am I?” (giggles and hangs up the phone *click*)
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