A HEMPnWISE Trolling Moment

*Phone Ringing*

CDCesspool: “Hello?”

HEMPnWISE: ………………a…b…c…d…Cess-pooler-y
                        (in a whispering sing-song voice)

CDCesspool: “WHO IS THIS?” (in an irritated, angry voice)

HEMPnWISE: ……..very soon you’ll be filing bank-rupt-cy….

CDCesspool: “Is this HEMPNWISE?”

HEMPnWISE: …..no more payments for your ty-ran-ny...
  …..’cause I’m about to take down Pharmaphool-er-y…

CDCesspool: “You need to quit calling before I have you
arres…… (cut off by more singing)

HEMPnWISE:  ……..when you go to jail, please fear not…..
….your mama still loves me and will keep me in her garden plot…..

CDCesspool: “WHAT!!!”

HEMPnWISE: (soft giggle and hangs up)